Hard liquor,
Me and my people be so drunk we don't drive
We take the trolley 'cause oh hard liquor,
We started Waldo to Westport and pee in every martini corner at the last call
And we all yellin'.
Is there any more?
When it ain't we go home for hard liquor,
Make sure that it's mixed, yeah
And twist it with a little bit of lemon juice on ice, on ice, on ice, yeahhh.

Aye aye they sayin' that I got high blood sugar,
So I can't drink like I wanna, drink, drink like I wanna
Know I ain't playin 'cause I liquor
So if I drink Ima a gunner, drink jinxed I don't wanna go,
So I go hard as hell for one night
Fun sight
If I'm drunk enough to start a bum fight
Done right, Henry, Jack and Gin, 151 Rum
Slight none light
Novocain I know to blame
A gun snipe, a drunk life
I hit ya with a log split ya
Hit ya ass, get ya cash and they all richer
And they draw a pitcher
I'm large sipper
When you ain't better hope I ain't in the car witcha.

Chorus:
Hard liquor,
Me and my people be so drunk we don't drive
We take the trolley 'cause oh hard liquor,
We started Waldo to Westport and pee in every martini corner at the last call
And we all yellin'.
Is there any more?
When it ain't we go home for hard liquor,
Make sure that it's mixed, yeah
And twist it with a little bit of lemon juice on ice, on ice, on ice, yeahhh.

Aye aye they sayin' that I got high blood sugar,
So I can't drink like I wanna, drink, drink like I wanna
Know I ain't playin 'cause I liquor
So if I drink Ima a gunner, drink jinxed I don't wanna go,
So I go hard as hell for one night
Fun sight
If I'm drunk enough to start a bum fight
Done right, Henry, Jack and Gin, 151 Rum
Slight none light
Novocain I know to blame
A gun snipe, a drunk life
I hit ya with a log split ya
Hit ya ass, get ya cash and they all richer
And they draw a pitcher
I'm large sipper
When you ain't better hope I ain't in the car witcha.

Hard liquor, I need some more, hard liquor, all the alcoholics in this .. is there any more
We even go to WalMart for, hard liquor
Make sure that it's mixed
And twist it with a little bit of lemon juice on ice, on ice, on ice, yeahhh.

Hard liquor, hard liquor.
Is there any more?
Make sure that it's mixed
And twist it with a little bit of lemon juice on ice, on ice, on ice, yeahhh.