E I don't want no woman E Man, if her hair ain't no longer than mine A7 I don't want no woman A7 E Man, if her hair ain't no longer than mine B7 Bring you bad luck and trouble, man A7 E Have ya buyin’ rats all the time E You know, I went to make a swing out with my woman E You know I grabbed her by the arm E You know a rat fell from her head E7 Like one from a burning barn A7 I don’t want no woman A7 E Man, if her hair ain’t no longer than mine B7 Nothin but bad luck and trouble, man A7 E Have ya buyin’ rats all the time E You know I took my woman to the hairdresser E Here’s what the hairdresser said E “I can’t fix your woman’s hair E7 Well, maybe I can fix her head” A7 I don’t want no woman A7 E If her hair ain’t no longer than mine B7 Bring you nothing but bad luck and trouble, man A7 E Have ya buyin’ rats all the time