I can't help my feelings I'll go out of my mind
This players out to get me me cause they like my behind
I'll tell all my business if I can't get a trick
Down on Santa Monica where tricks are for kids

Whoa, come on and kick me
Whoa, come on and kick me
Whoa, come on and kick me
Whoa, you've got your problems
Whoa, I've got my ass wiped
Whoa, you've got your big jizz
I've got my hash pipe (uhhh)

I can't help my boogies, they get out of control
I know that you don't care but I want you to know
The knee stocking flavor is a favorite treat
For men that don't bother with a taste of a teet

Whoa, come on and kick me
Whoa, come on and kick me
Whoa, come on and kick me
Whoa, you've got your problems
Whoa, I've got my ass wide
Whoa, you've got your big jizz
I've got my hash pipe
I've got my hash pipe

Whoa, come on and kick me
Whoa, come on and kick me
Whoa, come on and kick me
Whoa, you've got your problems
Whoa, I've got my ass wide
Whoa, you've got your big jizz
I've got my hash pipe
I've got my hash pipe (uh)