What we're talking about is late night and early morning low clouds
With a chance of fog, chance of showers into the afternoon
With variable high cloudiness and gusty winds
Gusty winds at times around the corner of Sunset and Alvorado

Yeah I know, things are tough all over
When the thunderstorms start increasing over the southeast
And south central portions of my apartment, I get upset
And a line of thunderstorms was developing in the early morning hours
Ahead of a slow moving coldfront, cold-blooded
With, with tornado watches issued shortly before noon Sunday
For the areas including the western region of my mental health
And the northern portions of my ability to deal rationally
With my disconcerted precarious emotional situation
It's cold out there
Colder than a ticket taker's smile at the Ivar Theatre on a Saturday night
Flash flood watches covered the southern portion of my disposition, yeah
There was no severe weather well into the afternoon
Except for a kind of a lone gust of wind in the bedroom

High pressure zone, covering the eastern portion of a small suburban community
With a 1034 millibar high pressure zone and a weak pressure ridge
Extending from my eyes down to my cheeks
Since you left me baby and put the vice grips on my mental health
Well, the extended outlook for an indefinite period of time
Until you come back to me baby
Is high tonight, low tomorrow, and precipitation is expected

That wraps up the weather for this evening
And now back to the eleven O' clock blues
Doctor George Fischbeck ain't got nothing on me