Intro/Bridge E|------------------0---0---0---0---------------------0---0---0---0-----| B|--1---1---0---0---------------------1---1---0---0---------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|----2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2-----2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---| A|----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-0---------------------------------3----------------------------------| E|------------------0---0---0---0---------------------0---0---0---0-----| B|--1---1---0---0---------------------1---1---0---0---------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|----2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2-----2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---| A|-0---------------------------------3----------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------------------------------------| 2x Chorus E|-------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------| A|-0h2-2-2--10--5-7-5-7-----0h2-2-2--10--5-7v-7-5--------| E|-0h2-2-2--10--5-7-5-7-----0h2-2-2--10--5-7v-7-5--------| E|-------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------| A|-0h2-2-2--10--5-7-5-7-----5-5-5-5--12-12-12-12-12------| E|-0h2-2-2--10--5-7-5-7-----5-5-5-5--12-12-12-12-12------| Verse It would appear.. His hair at an alarming pace.. E|-----------------------------------------------------------------| B|------3-----------------------------------3----------------------| G|------2-----0-------------------0---------2-----0----------------| D|------0------0-------------------0--------0------0---------------| A|-2----0-2----------7-----7------------2---0-2---------7-----7----| E|-2------2------5v--7--5v-7---------5v-2-----2------5v-7--5v-7----| He's losing his.. His libido-downsized.. E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|------7-9-7-9--7-9---------------------------7-9-7-9--7-9------------------| A|-5-2--5-7-5-7--5-7--5-7--5-7-5-7--5-7---5-2--5-7-5-7--5-7--5-7--5-7-5-7-7--| E|-5-2----------------5-7--5-7-5-7--5-7---5-2----------------5-7--5-7-5-7-7--| Intro/Bridge Not for me, not for me.. Not for me, not for me.. E|------------------0---0---0---0---------------------0---0---0---0-----| B|--1---1---0---0---------------------1---1---0---0---------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|----2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2-----2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---| A|----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-0---------------------------------3----------------------------------| It's not for me you understand.. E|------------------0---0---0---0---------------------0---0---0---0-----| B|--1---1---0---0---------------------1---1---0---0---------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|----2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2-----2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---| A|-0---------------------------------3----------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------------------------------------| Chorus Bald! Bald he is destined to be.. E|-------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------| A|-0h2-2-2--10--5-7-5-7-----0h2-2-2--10--5-7v-7-5--------| E|-0h2-2-2--10--5-7-5-7-----0h2-2-2--10--5-7v-7-5--------| Bald! It's him instead of me.. E|-------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------| A|-0h2-2-2--10--5-7-5-7-----5-5-5-5--12-12-12-12-12------| E|-0h2-2-2--10--5-7-5-7-----5-5-5-5--12-12-12-12-12------| VERSE INTRO/BRIDGE CHORUS 2x Intro/Bridge E|------------------0---0---0---0---------------------0---0---0---0-----| B|--1---1---0---0---------------------1---1---0---0---------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|----2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2-----2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---| A|----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-0---------------------------------3----------------------------------| E|------------------0---0---0---0---------------------0---0---0---0-----| B|--1---1---0---0---------------------1---1---0---0---------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|----2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2-----2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---| A|-0---------------------------------3----------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------------------------------------| 2x Not for me, not for me.. Not for me, not for me.. heaven forbid.. E|------------------0---0---0---0---------------------0---0---0---0-----| B|--1---1---0---0---------------------1---1---0---0---------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|----2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2-----2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---| A|----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-0---------------------------------3----------------------------------| | E|----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-----5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| E|-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2--4--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5--| It's not for me you understand.. E|------------------0---0---0---0---------------------0---0---0---0-----| B|--1---1---0---0---------------------1---1---0---0---------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|----2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2-----2---2---2---2---2---2---2---2---| A|-0---------------------------------3----------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------------------------------------| | E|------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--| E|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10--|