It's the Muppet Show ... It's time to play the music It's time to light the lights t's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight. It's time to put on makeup It's time to dress up right It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight. Why do we always come here I guess we'll never know It's like a kind of torture To have to watch the show And now let's get things started Why don't you get things started It's time to get things started On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational This is what we call the Muppet Show!