Ho Ho Ho, so many christmas letters, so many wishes! Lucy wants a squeezy doll, Jimmy wants a moon rocket! This lists rather long! Yeh Hey now Santa I'm writin to you 'cos theres a lotta cool shit I want I know I been naughty but cut me some slack Cos theres a lotta cool shit I want So heres my list, so take its advice I want a solid gold Hollywood machine gun from the front I want a multi couloured lunch box filled with sticky buns! I wanna see-through jump suit that fits me tight I want all of the Beatle's copyrights I wanna drop Florida off the map I wnat Pamela Anderson's... Hey now Santa that's my Christmas list Thats all the cool shit i want But wait a minute Santa theres some things I missed Theres still a lotta cool shit I want So heres my list, take it's advice I want a time machine and a bleeping gun I want a statue of Moby on the surface of the sun I want to party naked on a school bus full o' nuns I want a bumper pool table and a robot... There you go Santa I'm sure you'll agree That there's a lotta cool shit I want I know I been naughty but i garuntee you that I deserve every single one So take my list, take it's advice I know I been naughty But life ain't nice PS. i still-a need some more shit-a I want a diamond hyena shootin fire from his butt I want a cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour butt I want a magical slave thats pulled by flying stones I want, look at all the cool shit I want!