chanto shita wake ga aru no
konkai GYARU dou tsukisusumitai no
"sousa negai" wa yappa shikomi yo
"heso BI-" nami no kesshin de!?

KAMON!! koukaon!?
ISUTANBU-RU no kanata e
MAJI!? chou kakke~
MAMA no denwa soku kiri

MEJA-!? koudan wa PANIKKU
shashin hatte yo kankatsu wa hibun yoku
tokuchou wa kurubushi yo SETATU-

tsuyome ni terashite SA-CHIRAITO
MAJI!! heri wa daikangei
chouja bandzuke noru made no michi
tsuppashire kakushinhan
sou yo watashi wa SEREPU

kyoukasho no ijin wa minna kurounin
nan ni mo nai atashi dake ni
ura no enshutsu ga daiji yo
jidai wa SERUFU PURODYU-SU

KAMON!! REPO-TA-!?
KONPUREKKUSU koso tobi dougu
chousho mou zenkai!!
midashi wa tsune ni shiro nuki

atashi akai juutan arukitai
shashin totte yo endan wa takawa
kaiken jou mezase!! daidassou

sensei ga itteta "PAIONIA" tte
zettai kono kanji
shuuBASU wa yuku!! kaze kitte BYU-N!!
chuukei no otachidai
iede sore wa MOBAIRU?

maji de!! nankai mo iu kedo
shashin hatte yo
SUTABA narami no GURO-BARU
oni medachi sunawachi rakushou!!
kachigumi no mannaka RIZA-BU

tenshi to akuma BATORU wa tsudzuku
OH!! SURIRU NAISU TU- MI-CHU-
atashi wa atashi... iikikaseta
shuumatsu wa NO- SANKYU-

atashi no iede PAPA teki ni wa
chotto shita AGENSUTO?
taifuu bari no rinji NYU-SU
machijuu ni kakemegure!!
yabai!? ashita wa hoshuu