Saw my shrink today, he said: Girl, I can't help you I've been seeing you so long, but nothing has changed You tried Adderall and alcohol, sadly the fact remains You're terminally normal, I'm sorry to say So I shaved my head, I changed my name I gave my pills away Cause If I can't be someone else Oh, if I can't be someone else I might as well be myself, myself Be myself Hanging with the hipsters is a lot of hard work How many selfies can you take before you look like a jerk? I took an Uber to a juice bar, to hear a new indie band play They got 99 million followers, in only one day Well, I snapped a pic, and I made the slip I got into a stranger's car Well, the heels don't fit I finally quit And I headed back to my favorite bar Cause if I can't be someone else If I can't be someone else I might as well be myself, myself Don't you wanna be your own girl? Don't you wanna be your own girl? Don't you wanna be your own girl? Oh, oh If I can't be someone else If I can't be someone else Oh, if I can't be someone else, ow! If I can't be someone else If I can't be someone else Oh, if I can't be someone else I might as well be myself If I can't be someone else If I can't be someone else Oh, If I can't be someone else I might as well be myself, myself Be myself Gonna be myself