I was riding on the E-train I was whistleing to the rhythm I was thinking 'bout my live-in I was feeling pretty fine I asked the time Got a poke in the eye When I read the latest news How we can't believe he wore those shoes Should we have the man impeached Or should we shoot him in the foot Well you waste my time You waste my time Looking for two hundred ways to hang a guy Allegations Interrogations Investigations Then more taxation National pastime is aggravation I think I'll move out to a desert isle Just for a while To avoid All that's distracting Like newspapers and magazines Insipid propagandizing To tell me what a loser I've elected But you've neglected to tell the truth That your politics is tied around his foot And we, too, are dangling Do you think that we are crazy Low IQ, that we are lazy, That we sit here watching sitcoms, That we have no clue to what is going on You've got that wrong Wait and see, the boom will fall The morning eggs will hit the wall And everyone I know will call To say that change is hanging in the air You'd best beware Or you'll wake up and Average Joe is in your chair Just because he'd kind of like to do what's right But mostly 'cause all you politicians do is fight