Okay I know this is a really bad idea
But-
I'm already here so
Here we fuckin' go
Rawr

Nuzzles, pounces on you, Owo you're so warm
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles your necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde (hehe)
Unzips your baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky

Take me home, pet me and make me yours and don't forget to stuff me
See me wag my wittle baby tail all for your bulgy-wulgy
Kissies and lickies you neck I hope daddy likies
Nuzzle and wuzzles your chest (yuh)
I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty

Hey I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long Owo please adopt me!
Paws on your bulge as I lick my lips (Owo punish me please)
Gotta hit em' with this furry shit (he don't see it coming)