St Anthony was a travelling man
She was a gogo agitator
He went to bed with a whip in his hand
Doing his best to stimulate her
St Anthony, St Anthony, St Anthony, St Anthony
St Anthony was all alone
And around come a two tone choclate biscuit
She comes around when the sun goes down
Saying come on baby you can risk it
St Anthony, St Anthony, St Anthony, St Anthony

She tied St Anthony to the bed
And said I'm gonna be your master
Come on baby dont turn me loose
Just keep on doing it faster faster
St Anthony, St Anthony, St Anthony, St Anthony

St Anthony was on his knees
holding his hands in suffracation
Oh Lord have mercy on my soul
lead me not into temptation
Oh the sensation
Oh the revelation
Oh the temptation of St Anthony
Oh the temptation
Oh the sensation
Oh the revelation of the reincarnation
Of St Anthony
St Anthony
St Anthony
St Anthony
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