Do You Love An Apple?

Do you love an apple? 
Do you love a pear? 
Do you love a laddy with curly brown hair? 
Why yes I love him, I'll never deny him, 
I'll always love him 'till the day that I die 

Before I got married I wore a black shall, 
But after I'm married, I wore bugger-all 
But still I love him, I'll never deny him, 
I'll always love him 'till the day that I die 

He stands on the corner, a fag in his mouth, 
his hands in his pockets he whistles me out 
But still I love him, I'll never deny him, 
I'll always love him 'till the day that I die 

Do you love an apple? 
Do you love a pear? 
Do you love a laddy with curly brown hair? 
Why yes I love him, I'll never deny him, 
I'll always love him 'till the day that I die