The freakiest show I know is the show of my own Living my life in and out of the twilight zone Bust my britches, bless my soul I'm a freak of nature, walking totem pole Look and see, I think you'll agree Nobody weird like me Intercourse with a porpoise is a dream for me Hell bent on inventing a new species Bust my britches, bless my soul I'm a freak of nature, walking totem pole Look and see, I think you'll agree Nobody weird like me Riding down the path on the back of a giraffe Me and the giraffe laughed, 'cause I passed some gas Bust my britches, bless my soul I'm a freak of nature, walking totem pole Look and see, I think you'll agree Nobody weird like me Enchanted as a rabbit that my life is a dream Well, everything is never, just as it seems The freakiest show I know is the show of my own Living my life in and out of the twilight zone