Everybody said so man you could see it on T.V. They stood there ashamed with nowhere to go Nobody wants them now the kids are alright Every day is a holiday and pushin' people around I'm making monsters for my friends I'm making monsters for my friends Someone caught one I could see so myself I had to call 254 so they wouldn't blame me We wanted to know how much trouble there was When we asked our daddy he said it's just because I'm making monsters for my friends I'm making monsters for my friends I don't wanna open a can of worms and I don't want any Spagetti-O's And I could always tell when someone is holding a grudge I'm making monsters for my friends I'm making monsters for my friends I'm making monsters for my friends I'm making monsters for my friends