He's go so many problems You can count them one by one He's a filthy, stupid apeman He never has any fun He lives in the jungle in a cave by a hill Plays an old loud drum He's primitive, barely human Apeman hop, apeman hop Paint the face of a demon, glowing by the fire light Hoppin' like an elephant Thunderin' like me tonight He's the world's worst recycler The iceman comes a lot He's the devil's apprentice He's a prehistoric man Apeman hop, apeman hop At night he's gonna sacrifice his beloved apeman girl Tie her to the alter, pull out her heart and eat her flesh Apeman hop, apeman hop, apeman hop, apeman hop Apeman