The loonies are up on the mountain The lunatics have taken over the asylum Waiting on the rapture Singing: We're here To keep your prices down Feed you to the hounds To the Daily Mail Together Together You made a pig's ear You made a mistake Paid off security And got through the gate You got away with it But we lie in wait Where's the truth What's the use In hanging around Lost and found With your head In the sand Fat chance No plan No regard For human life Keep trying You’ve no right Fast and loose Win or lose Jumped the queue Go back again President For life Lord of all The flies in the sky The beasts of the earth The fish in the sea You’ve lost command