Do-do-doo, do-do-doo, do-do-do-do-doo Do-do-doo, do-do-doo, do-do-do-do-doo On a Monday Not like any other Monday Lauriann suddenly came The rhythm of her walk Like a tom-tom talkin' Ain't a boy around her ever been tame Derek got the deed That's on the raincheck tip But the friendship slip And I started with knowing time As quiet as it's kept All her friends met death quick Lauriann asked me: Honey, what's on your mind? Lauriann, can't you understand? I wanna be your man Lauriann, can't you understand? I wanna be your man Though we may not be together forever We can live for the time that we are You're the only one that treats me like I'm human Not like a superstar Everybody said lauriann was a good girl Why? I'll never know (oh, lauriann) She kissed me like she was born to be bad Those kisses worth more than gold (oh, lauriann) Every now and then she would pet the dolphin And I would swear she was t-t-touching my soul The bed started shaking (shaking) Maybe I was nervous Maybe I was falling in love Maybe I don't know Lauriann, can't you understand? (ooh-wee-ooh) I wanna be your man (I wanna be your man) Lauriann, can't you understand? (lauriann) I wanna be your man Though we may not be together forever We can live for the time that we are You're the only one that treats me like I'm human Not like a superstar (oh-ooh) Lauriann Holy bells were ringin' in st. Louis park As 2 lucky souls said: I do (ooh, lauriann) One of them souls shoulda been me, lauriann And the other one shoulda been you (ooh) Lauriann, can't you understand? I wanna be your man Lauriann, can't you understand? I wanna be your man (ahh) You're the only one that treats me like I'm human Not like a superstar Last I heard you were lookin' twice as fine Twice as fine at the end of the day that we said goodbye Must have been a man who was never in love And said that men aren't supposed to cry I wanna be your man Lauriann, can't you understand? I wanna be your man Though we may not be together forever (though we may not be together forever) We can live for the time that we are (we can live for the time that we are) You're the only one that treats me like I'm human Not like a superstar Hey, hey, hey Lauriann (wee-ooh)