Ah yeah There ya go, there ya go Horny people, gather here We are fixin' to put it in all your ears We got a new dance for the next 8 years I'm talkin' about the dance that every parent fears the most It's the sex dance, it's the new dance It's rockin' from coast to coast I'm talkin' about, I'm talkin' about, I'm talkin' about the Horny Pony, y'all, come on There ya go, there ya go There ya go, there ya go, thе Horny Pony, y'all Listen to me while I show you how to do it Just likе a virgin, you got to ease into it Jerkin' your legs from the left to right Your arms up high like an eagle in flight And keep your hands shakin' like a leaf on a tree Jack be nimble, woo, you're doin' it, see? The Horny Pony, y'all, there ya go It's the Horny Pony, y'all, there ya go, there ya go Horny Pony The Horny Pony, there ya go, there ya go Dig, in the years of the war, 8 more to go You're buckin' that body like you really know just what's all about I said the birds and the bees You wanna shout 'cause it's ecstasy A pony in your hip, a pony in your thighs The dance that the conservative most despise 'Cause it's a sex dance, it's the new dance And it's rockin' every horny woman, every man It's the Horny Pony, y'all, there ya go, there ya go C'mon, uh uh, the Horny Pony, y'all, there ya go, there ya go (It's the Horny Pony) There ya go, it's the Horny Pony Horny people moan like you need to Oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh (It's the Horny Pony) And you can run all the way to Barcelona Uh, but you can't hide, the Horny Pony get you gonna Don't look at me, y'all, I just wrote it Put on a record, wrapped it up and then I sold it Horny people gather here (Whew) Horny people gather here for the next 8 years We got a new dance, it's the Horny Pony There ya go, there ya go, the Horny Pony It's the Horny Pony, y'all The Horny Pony Did you come here alone? Guess who you goin' home with? The Horny Pony, there ya go It's a sex dance