Ahhh yes
New dance commercial - take 1

Ahhh yes
There ya go, there ya go
Horny people gather here {x2}

Horny people gather here
We are fixin' 2 put it in all your ears
We got a new dance 4 the next 8 years
I'm talkin' about the dance that every parent fears the most
It's a sex dance - it's a new dance
And it's rockin' from coast 2 coast
I'm talkin' about, I'm talkin' about…
I'm talkin' about the Horny Pony, y'all - come on
There ya go, there ya go
Horny Pony
Girlfriend, look at this dance Prince is doin' now
Is he weird or what?

Sing (Horny Pony)

Now that's 2 freaky!

In the years of the war, we don't wanna know
U're buckin' that body like U really go 4 the hip stuff
H into the I into the P
It ain't enough just 2 do some exstacy
U want it in your hip, U want it in your thighs
It's the dance that conservatives most despise
Cuz it's the sex dance - it's the new dance
And it's rockin' every horny woman, every man
It's the Horny Pony, y'all (Horny Pony)
And there ya go

Turn around
Chicken grease in the house

Chicken grease? I don't know
That's it, I gotta run
And U can run all the way 2 Barcelona
But U can't hide, the Horny Pony get U gonna
Don't look at me y'all, I just wrote it
Put on a record, wrapped it up and then I sold it
Horny people gather here {x2} (How long?)
4 the next 8 years
We got a new dance - it's the Horny Pony

Yeah, the music's jammin', but it's about these words

Sing (Horny Pony)
Girl, uh-uh - nope!

Did U come 2 party now? (Yeah, yeah)
Do U really wanna now? (Yeah, yeah)
If U're horny, let me know (Yeah, yeah)
The pony see U boogie now (Yeah, yeah)
So how am I supposed 2 do this dance?

"How U do that dance?"
I can't do that - I'm a lady (Nigga, please!)
I can't do that

What?

Listen 2 me while I show U how 2 do it
Just like a virgin, U got 2 ease into it
Movin' your legs from the left 2 right
Your arms up high like an eagle in flight
Keep your hands shakin' like a leaf on a tree
Jack Be Nimble, whoo, U're doin' it - see?
The Horny Pony, y'all
There ya go, there ya go
It's the Horny Pony
Do U believe this? Oh my God, this guy...
Oh, he's just so... he's just so weird
Oh my goodness, would U look at this?
I just... I just cannot believe
Girl, uh-uh - nope!
(Horny Pony)
Did U come here alone?

Uh, yeah - why?

Well guess who U goin' home with?

Huh?
Ugh! That's nasty!

Yeah

(There ya go, there ya go) {repeat till fade}
The Horny Pony
(Horny Pony)