I'm testin' positive 4 the funk I'll gladly pee in anybody's cup And when your cup overflow I'm testin' positive and I'll pee some mo' I could tell U stories till U get tired I could play with your mind But U'd prob'ly say that I was a liar So I won't waste your time I'm scared, although we just met There's this energy between us Let's just go somewhere We can funk I can say, "I'm sorry" all my life But that wouldn't be true, hey yeah I could say and do the things I like Cuz I'm not U I'm scared (I'm scared) although, although we just met I want U so bad, baby I want U so bad (Take off your clothes) We can funk So, time was when we were stompin' 2 a funky thing (Ha, ha) That's when the time was jump 'em and funk'em in the swing of things U're so beautiful, my princess, U're so smart (Pump 'em and funk 'em, jump 'em and funk 'em) Honey doll, U got the glammest bod (Pump 'em and funk 'em) No painter could afford this work of art (Pump 'em and funk 'em) Every time I could I would want 2 compliment U on the things The things that U be Honey doll, we should make the real noise Just U and me I could tell U things 2 get U excited Things U never heard U know the Kama Sutra? I could rewrite it using half as many words I'm scared cuz if I don't kiss ya I'm gonna go mad, baby Take off my clothes We can funk (Oh) I'm testin' positive 4 the funk I'll gladly pee in anybody's cup And when your cup overflow (I just want 2 take my.... and I'll pee some mo') (I'm testing positive) (Take off your clothes) (Uh-oh, uh-oh) {repeat in BG} (We can funk) {x2} Ow, yeah yeah! Wait a minute Let me turn on some lights (We can funk) Yeah (I'm sorry) U can blow the candle out, baby (U can blow it, my baby, ho!) U can turn the candle on (Turn it on, girl) Whichever ever one U choose is all right (Whichever one U can) Cuz we're gonna do it all night long If U want 2 undress me baby (Undress me) Shall I undress U? U can leave your clothes on if U want 2 (Talk 2 her brotha) And I'd still do what I want 2 do 2 U Sex between 2 people is alright If all the love in the world is what they got As long as they ain't tryin' 2 hurt nobody Just as long as it's hot Good Lord, baby I wanna make love 2 U 2 time, maybe 3 Yeah, and if U want 2 go 4 or 5 Baby, that's alright with me Let me tell U now Said I will be your little baby, yeah I can be your big strong man, ow! I can be your girl or boy, I can be your toy All I understand -- it's up 2 U! Can U funk me, baby? I'll funk U We can funk one another Whatever U want 2 do! U got an electric ass, baby! U got electric thighs, baby! I can't wait no longer, child! It's gettin' stronger, baby! Open up your eyes, ow! See this gold chain around my waist? Huh, I wanna give it 2 U, yeah People tell me I got no taste Then blow the candle out Let's see if it's true We be funkin' over here and over there ain't shit {repeat till fade out}