Country music stars Like the catchy bars They smoke a lot of weed Yeah, those country singers Like to catch their buzz They love to drink whiskey Shotgun-Willie He got popped on the highway with A roach of that dealie in his ashtray Them cocaine cowboys just Don't feel right unless they're high Cowboys do more dope Than rock 'n' rollers I wonder if cowboys do more dope Than rock 'n' rollers Those long-haired rednecks Like to pack their nose They do a lot of blow Those dog roofers Like to take acid trips They love to go fast, not slow Behind that clean face in the closet Hooked on freebase Lurks another up-and-coming star Them cranked up cowboys just Don't feel right unless they're high, high Cowboys do more dope Than rock 'n' rollers I wonder if cowboys do more dope Than rock 'n' rollers Cowboys do more dope Than rock 'n' rollers Do you think cowboys do more dope Than rock 'n' rollers? Listen up, people Don't take the purple acid You'll have to get down off them towers