I am he as you are he as you are me And we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake I'm waiting for they van to come Corporation T-Shirt Stupid bloody tuesday Man you been a naughty boy You let your face grow long I am the eggman We are the eggmen I am the Walrus Goo Goo G'joob Mister city P'liceman sitting pretty Little P'licemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky See how they run I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying Yellow mellow custard Dripping from a dead dogs eye Crab a locker fishwife Pornographic Priestess Man, you've been a naughty girl You let your knickers down I am the Eggman We are the Eggmen I am the Walrus Goo Goo G'joob, Goo Goo G'joob Sitting in an english garden Waiting for the Sun If the sun don't come you get a tan From standing in the english rain Cause I am the Eggman We are the Eggmen And I am the Walrus Goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob Expert texpert choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you See how they smile like pigs in a sky See how they snied I'm crying Semolina Pilchards Climbing on the Eiffel Tower Elementary Penguin singing hare Krishna Man you should have seen them Kicking Edgar Allan Poe I am the Eggman We are the Eggman I am the Walrus Goo Goo G'joob, Goo Goo G'joob Goo Goo G'joob, Goo Goo G'joob, G'goo Doop Doop Doo'ah Doop Doop Doo'ah Doop Doop Doo'ah Doop Doop Doo'ah Doop Doop Doo'ah