I Hate Myself And Want To Die

     G|-5-|   G|-x-|
     D|-5-|   D|-2-|
     A|-3-|   A|-2-|
     e|-x-|   e|-0-|

 C       E            C      E
         Runny nose and runny yolk
 
 C       E            C      E
         Even if you have a cold still

 C       E            C      E
         You can cough on me again

 C       E            C      E
         I still haven't had my fulfill


Verse 2:
        
 C       E            C      E
         Broken heart and broken bones
 
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         Think of how a castrated horse feels

 C       E            C      E
         One more quirky cliche'd phrase

 C       E            C      E
         You're the one I wanna refill



Chorus:  G        Bb    
          
      E|-x-|   E|-x-|
      B|-x-|   B|-x-|
      G|-x-|   G|-3-|
      D|-5-|   D|-3-|
      A|-5-|   A|-1-|
      e|-3-|   e|-x-|


    G     Bb       G        Bb
         In the someday what's that sound? (x4)


Interlude:


Most people don't realize
That two large pieces of coral
Painted brown, and attached to his skull
With common wood screws can make a child look like a deer 

        (Play kinda slow and sloppy)
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A|-0--2--3----------------------------------8-----7------5----3---0-|
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Order: 

      Verse 1
      Chorus
      Verse 2
      Chorus
      Interlude
      Chorus 
      Verse1
      Chorus