Hey there girl
There's a little surprise
I'm so hot
And you're the reason why
You're so cute
I wanna smash your face
I know you're the queen
I'm just a pawn
Babe let me tell you
Tell you
Tell you
Tell you

I can barely fit my dick in my pants
Whoa Oh
Whoa Oh
Come and lend me your hand
With my
Forthcoming release
Because
California isn't big enough for me

I'm no Fred
But I can make your bed rock baby
Oh
Oh yeah
My god you're a beauty
I'm just a beast
Babe let me tell you
Tell you
Tell you
Tell you

I can barely fit my dick in my pants
Whoa Oh
Whoa Oh
California isn't big enough for me
Whoa Oh
Whoa Oh
Come and lend me your hand
With my
Forthcoming release
Because
California isn't big enough for me

You always pictured me
Laughing in the arms of others
What kind of man do you think I am?
We were just good friends
But we dreamed we could be lovers
Damned if ya don't, damned if ya do
I always promised you
The earth and you were right to ask it
What kind of fool do you take me for?
I played Romeo
But the tragedy became a farce yeah
I don't make promises anymore
I don't make promises anymore
I don't make promises anymore
I don't make promises anymore

I can barely fit my dick in my pants
Whoa Oh
Whoa Oh
California isn't big enough for me
Whoa Oh
Whoa Oh
Come and lend me your hand
With my
Forthcoming release
Because
California isn't big enough for me
Whaa! No, no, no

I can barely fit my big dog in here
Whoa Oh
Whoa Oh
California isn't big enough for me
Whoa Oh
No, no
I can barely fit my dick in my pants
Whoa Oh
California isn't big enough for me