Scouring through the wasteland With an uge to take Anything that comes into view Only ten more puffs to tea time I've found eating so time consuming WIllie, oh Willie she cried It's time for tea WIllie, where in hell has he gone It's time for tea South of the wateland at your D.I.Y. The inconsiderate rings his till Offering plans of easy credit Claims he'll cause a killing in the school half term WIllie, oh Willie she cried It's time for tea WIllie, where in hell has he gone It's time for tea And welly well well well what have I found here A hiding place made by frigid air I think I'll try it on and give my mates a scare They'll all be searching neither here nor there WIllie, oh Willie she cried It's time for tea WIllie, where in hell has he gone It's time for tea Long depress of autumn breeze Sucking on a rubber back teeth Plays into the hands of the hardware man Who selfishly "I don't care