Now I've been here and I've been there And I've been almost everywhere There's not a thing I can't repair Cos I'm Stan, Yes I am, The odd job man I'm a tradesman, I know all the tricks There's not a thing that I cannot fix Beginners use my concrete mix I'm Stan yes I am, The odd job man Well, thats the way to do it Just be as quick as a flash Don't hang about Just in and out And always ask for cash Any job that you want done, Phone me up cos Im the one Electrical, plumbing, woodwork too I'll do the job that's right for you Well, that's the way to do it Just be as quick as a flash Don't hang about Just in and out And always ask for cash I've never done the same job twice, Listen to me take my advice I'll double the work for half the price The finished job will look, look nice I've been around and had some fun There's not a job that I've not done No unemployment where I'm from Jack of all trades, master of none