One night in a cold sweat I heard the call So without fear and free from fright I walked tall As I crept the passages Only just but faint In and out of the central heating It came and then went Samantha, Samantha dear I have to be gone Samantha, oh Samantha dear But ooh, she slept on Well I've itched a thousand itches But this one tops them all While crouched down with an ear to the ground I saw the call Springing up in disbelief The supension spilt And peering in a bathroom mirror Hung the men with guilt Samantha, Samantha dear I have to be gone Samantha, oh Samantha dear But ooh, she slept on One night in a cold sweat I heard the call So without fear and free from fright I walked tall Samantha, Samantha dear I have to be gone Samantha, oh Samantha dear But Samantha, Samantha dear I have to be gone Samantha, oh Samantha dear But There were all sorts of funny faces Being pulled But mine was the funniest face Samantha, Samantha dear I have to be gone Samantha, oh Samantha dear But ooh, she slept on