Woohoo woohoo woohoo Here comes an honest looking man With his round face and his fat hands See the news, there he is With the answers to the last quiz I can never know what I then knew In a million years I can never know what I used to In a million tears Turn it on we will see Everything today Me and you will lose Our marbles on the way I'll remember you forever 'Til the day I'm dead I'll remember us together And the things we've said I'll spare a penny for my thoughts And try to work out what I just bought Let me think, let me think Left swimming in an ice rink Woohoo woohoo I don't want to hear what someone has to say I'll just write it down and throw it all away I could never know what I then knew In a million years I could never know what I used to In a million tears Woohoo woohoo I'll remember you forever 'Til the day I'm dead I'll remember us together And the things we've said I could never know what I then knew In a million years I could never know what I used to In a million tears In a million tears In a million tears In a million tears In a million tears