Eb Ab Eb Ab Db [Verse] Ab Cm Bb Do you think, everything Fm Ab Everyone, is going mental? Cm It seems to me that it's spiraling Fm Ab Outta control and it's inevitable Eb Cm Now don't you think, this time is yours Fm Ab This time is mine? It's temperamental Eb F Cm It seems to me, we're on all fours Crawling on our knees, someone help us please [Pre-Chorus] Cm F Oh Jesus Christ almighty Cm Do I feel alright? No not slightly F I wanna get a flat, I know I can't afford it Cm It's just the bureaucrats that won't give me a mortgage Fm F Well it's very funny cos I got your f*in' money Ab Cm And I'm never gonna get it just because of my bad credit F Oh well I guess I mustn't grumble Ab I suppose that's just the way the cookie crumbles [Chorus] Bb Bbm F Bbm Oh yes, I'm fine Ab Everything's just wonderful Db I'm having the time of my life [Verse] C Eb Bb Don't you want something else? Fm Cm C Something new, than what we've got here Eb And don't you feel it's all the same? Fm Cm Some sick game and it's not insincere Eb I wish I could change the ways Fm Of the world, make it a nice place C Until that day, I guess we stay Cm Doing what we do, screwing who we screw [Pre-Chorus] Cm F Why can't I sleep at night? Cm Don't say it's gonna be alright Fm F I wanna be able to eat spaghetti bolognese Cm And not feel bad about it for days and days and days F In the magazines they talk about weight loss Ab C If I buy those jeans I can look like Kate Moss Fm F Oh no it's not the life that I chose Ab But I guess that's just the way that things go [Chorus] Bb Bbm F Bbm Oh yes, I'm fine Ab Everything's just wonderful Db I'm having the time of my life Bb Bbm F Bbm Oh yes, I'm fine Ab Everything's just wonderful Db I'm having the time of my life [Post-Chorus] Cm Ab Cm Ba ba Eb Cm Ba ba Cm Ba ba ba ba Ab Cm Ba ba Eb Cm Ba ba Cm Ba ba ba ba [Pre-Chorus] Cm F Oh Jesus Christ almighty Cm Do I feel alright? No not slightly F I wanna get a flat, I know I can't afford it Cm It's just the bureaucrats that won't give me a mortgage Fm F Well it's very funny cos I got your f*in' money Ab Cm And I'm never gonna get it just because of my bad credit F Oh well I guess I mustn't grumble Ab F I suppose that's just the way the cookie crumbles [Outro] FDE OUT Ab Cm F Oh well I guess it's just the way that things go Ab Cm F I suppose that's just the way the cookie crumbles Ab Cm F Oh well I guess it's just the way that things go Ab Cm F I suppose that's just the way the cookie crumbles