It's hard to believe that I smile in my sleep 'Cause everyone leaves me I'm so hard to keep company In misery company Most people don't mention the stripes on my sleeve Though I liked attention I just want to live quietly In misery company The weight of the world is in our hands, right Straight as my oath that a I live by Don't even know what we're fighting for Oh, what a cutie, here comes officer dave Reporting for duty, a cut and a shave Number three For misery company Our wonderful training kept us off the front line Stop the kill, entertaining Drops the bill everytime Naturally, we're misery company The weight of the world is in our hands, right Straight as my oath that I live by Don't even know what we're fighting for Ha ha ha ha ha... Oh oh