Now gather round And check this shit out I found a simple way To keep us all devout If there's one thing we can all agree about Why not make it ten And banish any doubt Let's start it rolling by covering number ten Cut off their heat then they'll beat a retreat, amen Now we come to number nine Falls neatly next in line Whoa what happened to number ten Don't think we'll see them here again Steal a look at number eight What better way to procreate Just take 'em out one at a time You can't be serious They look so good in their wedding dress I need time to assess I don't want to acquiesce Six has a spicy ring to it No harder one to commit I think this one will be a hit Now that's what I call holy writ We want to take a closer look at number five Could it apply if implied that they're not alive Number four is such a pain The sabbath thing is so arcane I don't want to desecrate My only day to sleep in late Don't take his name in vain From this one you want to abstain We must set a clear mandate The best damn way to conjugate We're almost to the end If heaven you want to ascend Just take 'em out one at a time You shall have no other god but me You shall have no other god but me You shall have no other god but me