I just want my fucking house back Free me from this football hell And my kitchen is full of snacks All I want is a place to smoke my crack Without having to hide from the public Always sneaking off in the back Yeah, all I want is a place to park my car Without having to use the street To wanna keep it safe in my garage Yeah, all I want is a place that I can hide in Where I can open up my slip and slide Where I can run, where I can take a dive 'Cause I am home Is where my heart is Yeah, home is where I belong Yeah, home is the best place to take a seat Home cooked meal is what I wanna eat On my own place mat I just want my fucking house back I just want my fucking house back With time to rest my dogs And plenty more time to find the cat All I want is a day to do the laundry But that's a bit of a quandary 'Cause I gots no house to help me Yeah, all I want is a place to keep things quiet So I can play scrabble in the nude Don't knock it untill you've tried it Yea all I want is a chance to scratch the floor 'Cause I could rearrange my furniture In hopes to block the door 'Cause I be home Is where my heart is Home is where I belong Home is the best place to take a nap Only place on earth that feels safe to crap Home is what I want and that's a fact I just want my fucking house back