Ah, ah Is it true What they say of you? Gonna call the president Gonna call a private eye Gonna get the IRS Gonna need the FBI There's not anymore that I can do All the reasons that you give I'd follow you To where you'd lead And if that'd be The end of time, it's true Wouldn't be the first time I've been wrong Wouldn't be the last I'm sure I've known Through all the rumors I can tell Some things didn't work so well Well anyway, it feels the same As when you first told me you were gone So long ago, but I still held on Through all the emotions, the love and the sex And that's the truth and here's the worst yet Would it even mattered the things that I’d say You made your mind up and gone anyway There's no use now in draggin' it on Shoulda seen it coming all along Well, it's true Ooh I had my doubts of you Gonna call the president Gonna call myself a private eye Gonna need the IRS Gonna get the FBI Gonna make this a federal case Gonna wave it right down in your face Read it baby with your morning news With a sweet hangover and the headlines too now Ah ah Ah ah I bet you think I'm doin’ this all for my health I shoulda looked again dated at somebody else Feelin’ like I done way more than wrong Feelin’ like I'm livin’ inside of this song Feelin’ like I'm just too tired to care Feelin like I done more than my share Could it be the way that I’ve carried on Like a broken record for so long? And I do Ooh, ooh Gonna call the president Gonna call a private eye Gonna get the IRS Gonna need myself the FBI Ooh What shall I do? If I gave my heart to you, oh It’s such a crime You know it’s true Gonna call the president Gonna get myself a private eye Gonna need the IRS Gonna get the FBI Gonna make this a federal case Gonna wave it right down in your face Read it baby with your morning news With a sweet hangover and the headlines too There’s not anymore that I can do