Chorus: Dee-goo-pee-oo-poo Ta-dan! Bad Conscience: Does this kind of life look interesting to you? Night after night, dinners with Herb Cohen, Thrill-packed, fun-filled evenings on the French Riviera at the MIDEM convention A big tie, the whole bit Watch Mutt eat, and Leon feed the geese One thousand green business cards With your name and the wrong address Plus six royalty statements Inspected and customized By ran toon tan han toon frammet and dee Followed by twelve potential suicides As the members of your group, past and present Find out they can't collect unemployment... A dog, a car, an epidemic of body lice With your own record company Your name on the door Electric buzzer to the inner office And Ona's tits And a three month supply of German bookings With tickets on Air Rangoon... Does this kind of life look interesting to you? As a big rock'n'roll guitar player In a comedy group? Jeff & Chorus: 200 motels 200 motels 200 motels I'm stealing the room! I'm stealing the room! I'm stealing the room! Sopranos: Stealing the room Stealing the sink. Stealing the room Stealing Stealing the room Stealing the Room I Tenors & Sopranos: I, I'm, I am Stealing I am stealing Stealing I'm, I'm Stealing