The clock upon the wall Has struck the midnight hour She finishes her call Her girlfriend's in the shower Practisissing, Practiss, Practicing! Half a dozen provocative squats Out of the shower she squeezes her spots Brushes her teeth Shoots a deodorant spray up her twat (It's getting her, getting her Hot - Oh-woh-woh-woh-woh-woh) She's just twenty-four And she can't get off A sad but typical case - yeah Last dude to do her got in and got soft She blew it and laughed in his face, yeah Face, yeah Yeah