Semi-Fraudulent Direct-From-Hollywood Overture Dave: Ladies & Gentlemen... Chorus: 200 Motels Dave: 200 Motels - Life on the road! Chorus: Weeeeeeee! Dave: Ladies & Gentlemen... And here is... Chorus: Who? Dave: Larry the Dwarf! Chorus: Hooray! Dave: Larry likes to dress up funny Tonight he's dressed up like Frank Zappa Let's ask him... "What's the deal?"