Ooh, I got a busted wing and a hornet sting Like an out-of-tune guitar Ooh, she got Hercules on her side And Diana in her eyes Some men like the Chinese life Some men kneel and pray Ooh, well, I like women and I like wine And I've always liked it that way Always liked it that way (Doo-wop, shoo-wop) (Doo-wop, shoo-wop, shoo-wop, shoo-wop, ah) I can't dig it, the way she tease That old tough-man routine up her sleeve Living and loving, kissing and hugging Living and loving with a cat named Hercules A cat named Hercules Oh, and it hurts like hell to see my girl Messing with a muscle boy No Superman gonna ruin my plans Playing with my toys Rich man sweating in a sauna bath Poor boy scrubbing in a tub Me, I stay gritty up to my ears Washing in a bucket of mud Washing in a bucket of mud (Doo-wop, shoo-wop) (Doo-wop, shoo-wop, shoo-wop, shoo-wop, ah) I can't dig it the way she tease That old tough-man routine up her sleeve Living and loving, kissing and hugging Living and loving with a cat named Hercules A cat named Hercules (Doo-wop, shoo-wop) (Doo-wop, shoo-wop, shoo-wop, shoo-wop, ah) But I can't dig it, the way she tease That old tough-man routine up her sleeve Living and loving, kissing and hugging Living and loving with a cat named Hercules A cat named Hercules A cat named Hercules A cat named Hercules A cat named Hercules (Oh, yeah)