This one is for our troops Who beat the shit Out of bad people And their families Aren't you a little pervert too? Just a little handcuff doesn't do Beat the bullet, push and pull it Till the crotch is black and blue Aren't I a little pervert too? Aren't you a little pervert too? Think the seventh orifice will do You're the socket for the rocket In my pocket doododoooo I know you're a little pervert too There's a million different ways to get off I have seen it on TV in Tokto In Finland and Australia Not so much in America Americans prefer the Rodeo Aren't you a little pervert too? Dream of what a whip can do to you All your lipstick on my dipstick As you scream like a baboon Aren't you a little pervert too Aren't you a little pervert too? Getting off waiting at the loo For the hour the golden shower Is being spilled all over you I know honey that you want it too Let me spill my love all over you I know you're a little pervert too