I'll take this jug of drinkin' juice
I'll bust it on the wall
I'll stay sober the rest of my days
Never touch the stuff at all
I'll never touch the stuff at all

How many times you promised me
You'd never drink that juice
Well, I've learned five thousand times or more
To trust you ain't no use
To trust you ain't no use

I'll never get drunk no more, my love
I'll never get drunk no more
I'll never walk into that barroom door
I'll never get drunk no more
I'll never get drunk anymore

Oh please, my dear, open up your heart
And open up your gate
Open up your door, so locked and barred
Please give me one more date
Please give me one more date

Ten million times you broke my heart
With a bottle in your hand
Don't wanna make love to a bottle
I wanna make love to my man
I wanna make love to my man

I'll never get drunk no more, my love
I'll never get drunk no more
I'll never walk into that barroom door
I'll never get drunk no more

I'll never get drunk anymore

Oh please, my dear, open up your heart
And open up your gate
Well, my doors are locked and you are barred
You ain't gettin' no more dates
You ain't gettin' no more dates

I'll never get drunk no more, my love
I'll never get drunk no more
I'll never walk into that barroom door
I'll never get drunk no more

I'll never get drunk no more, my love
I'll never get drunk no more
I'll never walk into that barroom door
I'll never get drunk no more

I'll never get drunk anymore