Tjekkit
A lot of people ask me
Why I sometimes speak with an Afrikaans accent
Tjek, the cool thing about South Africa is that

You got 11 national languages to choose from
So, if I’m speaking to an Afrikaans person
I can speak in an Afrikaans accent

And if I’m speaking to an English person
I can speak with a fucking English accent
And when I’m speaking to my brotha's

We like to speak with a black accent nê!
Ola Magitas!
En meskien voel dit net lekker om met ʼn fokken zef Afrikaans aksent te gooi

En meskien maak dit my net fokken ZARS om woorde soos poes, en naai, en fok, en kont, en piel suig, en hol naai te sê
En meskien maak dit jou meisie se klein slym konyntjie lekker sapperig nat as ek so praat
En wat die fok is verkeerd daarmee, huh?

Jissis! Ek’s nou so fokken zars
Ek poes sommer my bed kassie in sy moer in