Chinese Children

If I lived in China I'd have some Chinese children 
If I lived in China I'd have some Chinese children 
Well out of my toes my little black baby grows 
And that's my fact 

Well if I lived in China, I'd have some Chinese children 
Yeah if I lived in China, I'd have some Chinese children 
Well if I lived in China, if I lived in China, uh huh 
Well out of my ears my little black baby hears 
And that's my fact 

Now if I lived in Russia, I'd have some Chinese children 
If I lived in Prussia, I'd have some Chinese children 
Well if I lived in India, they'd still be Chinese children uh huh 
And out my toes my little blue baby grows 
And that's another fact 

Now if I lived in Ireland, I'd have some Chinese children 
Yeah if I lived in Ireland, I'd have some Chinese children 
Yeah if I lived in Ireland, if I lived in Ireland, uh huh 
Well if I lived in Spainland, they'd still be Chinese children 
And if I lived in Greeceland, they'd still be Chinese children 
But out of my thumbs my little red baby runs 
And that's another fact, an unchanging fact 

Now if I lived in my land, which I do, I'd still have Chinese children 
And if I lived in Iceland, I'd still have Chinese children 
Well if I lived in Greenland, I'd still have Chinese children uh huh 
But out of my ears my little grey baby hears 
And that's my fact 

Well if I lived in Thailand, I'd have some Chinese children 
Well if I lived in Japan, I'd still have Chinese children 
If I lived in this land, if I lived in that land, uh huh 
And up from my lungs and standing on my tongue 
My little green baby sung 

Yeah if I lived in Brooklyn, I'd still have Chinese children 
Yeah if I lived in Oakland, they'd still be Chinese children 
Oh if I was an Indian yeah, if I was an Indian, uh huh 
Whatever I do they're Chinese through and through, uh huh 

Well I got Chinese children 
I got Chinese children...