Sometimes I talk like a turnstile When I have had too much to drink A tangled tongue like English Ivy Just like a film dubbed out of sync The phone is ringing in the guest room A muffled voice on the machine It's either someone I don't wanna talk to Or someone selling what I don't need Cause I'm only waiting for you to come on home Sometimes I fall in fits of laughter My bottle shatters on the floor And you apologize perfusely for the drunkard on your arm I'll change, love, I'll change I'll change for you Cause even slurred words can contain some truth I'll change, love, I'll change, love I'll change for you.... When I am ready to