A Pathetic little fat man F No one's bloody laughing G The clown that no one laughs at E They all just wish he'd die [Verse 2] A He's so depressed at being hated F Fatso takes his own life G He'd blow his stupid brains out E But the twat would probably miss [Verse 3] A F He sold his soul for a shot at fame G E Catchphrase and wigs and the jokes are lame A F He's got no style, he's got no grace G E He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space [Chorus/Outro] A F G E See his pug-nosed face - Pug, pug, pug, pug A F G E See his pug-nosed face - Pug, pug, pug, pug A F G E See his pug-nosed face - Pug, pug, pug, pug A F G E The little fat man with the pug-nosed face- Pug, pug, pug, pug A F G E Little fat man, pug-nosed face - Pug, pug, pug, pug A F G E He's a little fat man with a pug-nosed face - Pug, pug, pug, pug