The train was leaving at 10 after 10 I got to the station just in time to check in I've been bumpin' my bags all around I'm trying hard to never knock people down But I can see I left a few on the ground And as the train pulls away I can hear the conductor say Right track, wrong train Right track, wrong train I'm not to blame Right track, wrong train, train I read my schedule but my train wasn't there I re-read my ticket, it said, going nowhere Everybody had the same tatooed face All the women and men dressed in lace I think I gotta get out of this place I should've got off Before the engineer locked the door Right track, wrong train Right track, wrong train I'm not to blame Right track, wrong train Train, train, train, hey Hey that's a neat tatoo you're wearing By the way where'd you get it? Uh, huh, say, is this an express train? Uh, huh, snack bar? Uh, huh, uh, huh Something is happening so familiar to me Is this the outer limits, like on TV? Another empty town fading to gray Another coca-cola sign on the way Have a cup of coffee, have a nice day And as the train pushes on We're headed for Babylon Oh, no Right track, wrong train Right track, wrong train Right track, wrong train On the wrong train, on the right track We don't know if she'll ever come back What train is this? Something is happening so familiar to me Is this the outer limits like on TV? Have a cup of coffee, have a nice day Yeah, yeah I'll be right there, yeah I'm gonna get the next train, yeah