Brad: She is the queen, oh yeah, alright Long live the queen, oh yeah, alright Ellen: It's not that I'm so tricky It's not that I'm so dumb It's not that I'm a filter queen That sucks up all the scum Put two and two together Put on a little salt and pepper, baby Put two and two together Put on a little salt and pepper Let's have a little get-together, baby We played some little tricks And told some stupid lies I've spent some time with filter queens And baked some apple pies Put two and two together Put on a little salt and pepper, baby Put two and two together Put on a little salt and pepper Let's have a little get-together, baby Brad: She is the queen, oh yeah, alright Long live the queen, oh yeah, alright Ellen: I like the smell of your upholstery I like the polish on your hood So flip the switch on this filter queen And I'll do what I do so good Put two and two together Put on a little salt and pepper, baby Put two and two together Put on a little salt and pepper Let's have a little get-together, baby Brad: She is the queen, oh yeah, alright Long live the queen, oh yeah, alright Ellen: Put two and two together Put on a little salt and pepper, baby Put two and two together Put on a little salt and pepper Let's have a little get-together, baby