I've been aching to sneeze Begging please, pretty please But I can't get the thing to come out I've been down on my knees I've been pissing on trees But the evil thing just won't come out Come on out, my pretty baby Relieve me of my burden, little baby Come on out, my pretty baby I've been waking at dawn With the big bird on And I can't make the thing go away I've been throwing up drinks In the toilets and sinks But it just sticks around anyway Come on out, my pretty baby Relieve me of my burden, little baby Come on out, my pretty baby I've been waking at dawn With a fever going on And a stain that just won't wash away I've got nothing to hide It's just something inside That keeps coming back, day after day Come on out, my pretty baby Relieve me of my burden, little baby Come on out, my pretty baby My pretty baby My pretty baby