Eat, sleep and crap For to prey on your needs Down a dark street In backwater Leeds I seen yer comin´ Come in, lads! You seen the ad? Too bad, bad, bad What you get Is what you see It´s a trickledown theory And it´s coming to me Life´s a whip-round And I´ve got the whip It´s a sinking ship Drip, drip, drip Drip, drip, drip goes the water Take me in Throw me out Put me up Let me down Dark, satanic Run-of-the-mill Sing us a song And I´ll send you the bill My nicotine grip My smokin´ gun It´s how I get my fun Better run, run, run Your olfactory nerves All up the spout You can´t smell a rat When your rose is out Rent-to-kill By any other name Kiss an old flame Shame, shame, shame Drip, drip, drip goes the water Take me in Throw me out Put me up Let me down