Oh boy Where have I put my keys? I've looked in my pocket Behind the newspaper And underneath the remote control And I cannot find where I put them again Oh boy I cannot find my keys I'm far too late The door is open now A taxi is waiting there And the phone keeps ringing I am definitely not going to pick it up 'Cause when I grow up I'm gonna get those fancy keyrings That you whistle at And they whistle right back at you