This is for them twenty-somethin's Time really moves fast, you were just sixteen This is for them thirty-somethin' That didn't turn out exactly how your mom and dad wanted you to be This is for them forty-somethin' Well, raise up your glass and laugh like a motherfucker This is for them fifty-somethin' Hell, you're halfway there, baby, take it to the head Mom and dad tried to hide the world Said the world's just too big for a little girl Eyes wide open, can't you see? I had my first heels by the age of thirteen Mom and dad tried to hide the boys I swear that just made them want me more At fourteen, they asked what I wanna be I said: Baby, twenty-one, so I get me a drink I'm not a teacher, babe But I can teach you somethin' Not a preacher But we can pray if you wanna Ain't a doctor But I can make you feel better But I’m great at writing physical love letters I'm a freak all day, a-a-all night Ooh, hot, top, flight Boy, out of sight And I’m crazy all day, a-a-all night Who needs a degree when you're schoolin' life? Schoolin’ life Schoolin’ life This is for them pretty somethin's Living in a fastlane, see you when you crash, babe This is for them sexy somethin's That body ain't gon' always get you out of everything This is for them bitter somethin's Stop living in regret, baby, it's not over yet And this is for them chipper somethin's That's high on life, baby, put me on your flight I'm not a teacher, babe But I can teach you somethin' Not a preacher But we can pray if you wanna Ain't a doctor But I can make you feel better But I’m great at writing physical love letters I'm a freak all day, a-a-all night Ooh, hot, top, flight Boy, out of sight And I’m crazy all day, a-a-all night Who needs a degree when you're schoolin' life? Schoolin’ life Schoolin’ life You know it costs to be the boss One day you'll run the town For now make your life what you decide Baby, party 'till the fire marshalls shut this sucker down I'm not a teacher, babe But I can teach you somethin' Not a preacher But we can pray if you wanna Ain't a doctor But I can make you feel better But I’m great at writing physical love letters I'm a freak all day, a-a-all night Ooh, hot, top, flight Boy, out of sight And I’m crazy all day, a-a-all night Who needs a degree when you're schoolin' life? Who needs a degree when you're schoolin' life? Who needs a degree when you're schoolin' life? There's not a real way to live this, for real Just remember, stay the realest, oh, yeah, oh, yeah Don't stop running until it's finished, yeah, yeah It's up to you, the rest is unwritten, hey, hey, hey